So I was hungry

But there was nothing to eat

I tried to peel an orange. But it was too hard.

Pickle jar didn't open either. 

COS WE'RE ALL BUILT WITH STEROID HANDS, MATE.

I had ice blocks.

And fresh breath.

And then I looked out the window, and was like, 'someone put sprinklers in the front yard!'

Isn't that nice??